The Newfoundland Labour Department claimed a small Green's Harbour fisherman was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
Well, there's my deck hand who's been with me for 3 years.
I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the mentally challenged worker.
He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night so he can cope with life.
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one.
That would be me.